My kids say funny crap

11/23 Lincoln is mad at me right now so he went and got something of mine and told me "I'm going to hide this from you where you'll never find it! .... Under my bed!"  Then he went in and hid it and came back out and said "You'll never find it under my bed!"

Nov 13 Jesse has informed me that he is permanently scarred for life. He had to perform cpr on a mannequin tonight for scouts. It was a girl and he had to take her shirt off. I told him that I thought it was possible that he might still turn out ok in the end.

10/7 Tracen and Lincoln are arguing over what they want to be for Halloween. Tracen decides he wants to be Thor. Lincoln (misunderstanding tracen) wants to be bigger than Tracen so he's going to be 6. Go big or go home buddy

In September
Me: Lincoln eat your food
Link: I don't like it
Me: yes you do you like hamburgers
Link: no I don't
Me: since when?
Link: tomorrow

In July
We just watched a helicopter take off at work. Jesse says "dads are supposed to have the cool jobs but mom has a cooler job than you" lol. I do have an awesome job