more quotes

Me:Why don’t you take the boys to the parade and then I can get some sleep
Josh: I can’t get the boys ready before the parade
Me: You won’t ever take the boys anywhere by yourself
Josh: I took them to church by myself and the ranch yesterday.
Me: Um I do that all the time by myself
Josh: But you’re the mom
Me: So what, would you like a medal then?
Josh: Yep

Tracen: Mom will you take my helmet off and hold it and put it back on?
Me: Why do you need it off?
Tracen: So I can button my shorts
Me: why don’t I just button your shorts for you?
Tracen: No mom you need to take off my helmet and hold and then put it back on K?
Me: ok then
Tracen: Don’t wear my helmet K mom

And the best one….Tracen has mastered use of the word “duh” lately. He says it with quite the inflection too
Tracen: Duh
Josh: Where did that come from?
Tracen: It came from my mouth….duh!