Overheard...

Overheard on speaker phone this morning...
Josh: hello this is lieutenant Josh Neilson with SUU Police department how can i help you?
Jesse: giggle....then you need to spank tracen's butt.
Josh: let me talk to Tracen
Tracen: i gave Jesse a bloody nose but i said i was sorry!
Josh : you have Jesse a bloody nose?
Tracen at the same time as Josh...but i said i was sorry!
Josh: way to go buddy!
Tracen and Josh are now constantly talking at the same time
I said i was sorry....hey buddy, buddy...Tracen listen....i said i was sorry dad...how did you give him a bloody nose? Did you punch him? But dad i said i was sorry...how did he get a bloody nose?
Jesse intervenes: he head butted me!
Josh: oh ouch head buying hurts...Tracen next time you should just punch him. But good job you.ve given Jesse two bloody noses and he hadn't given you any. Let me talk to Lincoln. Hey Lincoln...
Link: bloody nose!
Josh: Lincoln i need you to spank Jesse and Tracen for me.
Link: a bunch of stuff no one understands
Josh: hey can you spank Tracen and Jesse for me?
Now everyone is talking and no one is listening to anything anyone is saying in between all of that...
Josh: k well were on our way home.....hey we'll be there in a minute k?....ok well I'll see you in a minute...k....bye....click.

I definitely live with a bunch of boys...